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(After the following tweet…)

For it is the best of heaven to possess a shiny floor,
Today I’ve been a slave to the Vileda Supermop.
How the dust was vanquished will go down in folklore,
For it is the best of heaven to possess a shiny floor.
Cleanliness and godliness do live next door –
Spiritual purity can now be bought from a shop.
For it is the best of heaven to possess a shiny floor,
Today I’ve been a slave to the Vileda Supermop.

Hunger, Fire, Harrumph.

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