A client’s prayer

For those of you attempting to get a campaign off the ground

The accountants sigh. We are chastised.

Our sales outlook is looking bleak.

The solution? We must advertise.

The spirit is willing. The budget is weak.

Oh for a marketing strategy

To rescue us from bankruptcy,

Channel the dark commercial arts

Into beautiful spreadsheets, charts.

Switch on agency activity!

(And a nerve-shredding amount

Of money for commercial clout.)

Now unleashed: creativity!

To send towards many more hands

Our most cherished asset – our brand.

(Thanks to Kelly Davio for the steal)

RD. 12 / x / 23