Come to me calendar baby.
2023, let’s aim high.
Leave shouldas, wouldas, couldas, maybes.
Instead: cheeseburgers in paradise,
Cocktail stewards for everyone:
Put some heat under having fun.
Peace and love and goodwill to all.
Lucy, don’t take away the football!
Other requests that aren’t de trop?
A comedian’s pub, full of glee, laughter,
And fewer natural disasters,
No fuzzy ends of lollipops.
Bye ’22, you’ve been ridic.
Next year up: don’t be a dick.